Hahaha I found a transcript of it, at least.
All right were back with the jaded journalist show thats number one (applause). Thank you everybody. The number one interview show on the web that we know of. And now were here with, uh, Jon peter Lewis. I call him JPL cause I couldnt think of anything better.
Youre creative.
Apparently not.
Yeah.
JPLs pretty straight forward.
That was my sarcasm- you didnt pick up on it.
I dont really go in for sarcasm much, its not really my bag.
I can tell, I can tell that about you.
Is this more of it right now? Im totally unfamiliar with it.
Im just gonna have to let you be the judge of that, man.
Its like a sarcastic showdown isnt it? Its like two chess masters facing off. Do you feel like youre getting tan sitting there basking in my glow right now.
No. That was a straight forward answer. Shot down!
Hes always one step ahead.
Shot down.
You know, so, I was watching the wild card show right?
Uh-huh.
And I was like, You know I really want, uh, Jon Peter Lewis, or JPL, to do well cause Id like the interview him, he seems like a cool cat, funny guy. And then you started dancing and I was like, so much for that.
Yeah.
Its too bad, too.
That was funny, man. That was good joke. Good job, buddy. Man, Im just gonna read. Im just gonna read for awhile.
Whatve you got there?
Uh, you wouldnt understand. Sorry man.
I dont know what to say. Ive never had anybody talk to me like this. I kind of like it. But I also kind of fear it.
This isnt going well, man.
Uh, this has actually been one of our best ones this year.
Is it?
Yeah. Its been a slow year.
Thats uh Im sorry.
Tough year in the sales department.
Maybe they should hire somebody else.
We were- Wow. We were having such a vibrant conversation just two minutes ago too and then the camera went on it was like
Do you want some coffee or something? I dont drink coffee, but you can have some if you want.
Anybody see my confidence? Cause its gone. Its not here. It took off a long time ago. Tell us about JPL. Let us inside.
You know, I gotta tell you something. I was really looking forward to being here. And this actually is pretty sucky. This is a really sucky interview.
You know Ive never been outclevered before, but I think Ive finally met my match. And uh I think maybe you should do the Jaded Journalist and the recaps and the interviews and all.
Nah, nah, no
I think its your thing.
Hey, hey, no. Youve got talent, man.
I dont think- I think youve pretty much exposed me, actually. This is it. Youre the first person to say, hey, whos behind that curtain? And its just a scared little man. So bravo, bravo. So, uh, what else is there about Jon Peter that we should know?
Uh
I hear, uh, youre a wrestler?
Yeah.
Are you any good.
I, I was
Lets find out!
(they wrestle)
Good match, seriously.
(they wrestle again)
No, no!
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