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I just love the dumb things people have said from time to time... So I thought it would be fun to post some...



"Go back to Liverpool, Mr. Epstein, groups with guitars are out." - Dick Rowe of Decca, rejecting the Beatles


 
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"Iran is an island of stability in one of the most volatile parts of the world" - President Jimmy Carter, speaking just before the shah was overthrown


 
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"This picture is going to be one of the biggest white elephants of all time" - Victor Fleming, the director of Gone With The Wind, assessing its likely prospects at the box office


 
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"I'm astounded by people who take eighteen years to write something. That's how long it took that guy to write Madame Bovary, and was that ever on the bestseller list?" - Sylvester Stallone


 
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"Come, come--Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--" John Sedgwick, American Civil War general, just before he was shot dead


 
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"Who could take that scruffy, arrogant buffoon seriously?" - Eddie Fisher on Richard Burton - just before Burton ran off with Elizabeth Taylor, Fisher's wife


 
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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - French president Charles de Gaulle


 
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign


 
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"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899


 
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876


 
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields


LOL That quote goes in the uh, duh catagory. Wink

Kinda reminds me of the line form Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby says 98% of people die at some point during thier life. LOL



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"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - Harry Warner of Warner Brothers, 1927


 
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"My imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew." - H.G. Wells


 
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"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon." - Sir John Ericksen, Queen Victoria's surgeon, 1873


 
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields


LOL That quote goes in the uh, duh catagory. Wink

Kinda reminds me of the line form Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby says 98% of people die at some point during thier life. LOL


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"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." - Pierre Pachet, professor of physiology, 1872


 
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"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." - Orville Wright


 
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"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." - Drillers responding to Edwin L. Drake in 1859 when he tried to persuade them to drill for oil


 
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"If we can just get young people to do as their fathers did, that is wear condoms." - Richard Branson


 
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" - Anonymous businessman declining to invest in radio in the 1920s


 
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