What are the worst songs ever recorded? And I am referring to the songs that were actually hits.

"What's New Pussy Cat" - By Tom Jones.

"Feelings" - By Morris Albert

If you find the worst song of all time, Paula, don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don't think it'd understand.

BTW I suppose it would be better to post the worst songs in THIS thread, rather than in the thread for songs Jon should cover. *blush*

Well, I got the idea for this thread from that thread. I should have titled it Cover Songs Jon should NEVER sing!

The funny thing is ... songs that can be called the worst are always some people's favorites. Go figure.

Speaking of Mr. Billy Ray ... I think one of the FUNNIEST songs ever written is by him... "Where am I Gonna Live When I Get Home". I'll post the lyrics.

Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?
My old lady's throwed out everything I own.
She meant what she said
When she wished I was dead.
So Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?

I knew our road was gettin' kinda rocky.
She said I was gettin' way too cocky.
She waited 'til I was gone.
She packed from dusk 'til dawn.
So Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?

Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?
My old lady's throwed out everything I own.
She meant what she said
When she wished I was dead.
So Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?

She decided she would keep my cat.
My transportation, I wouldn't be a needin' that.
She kept my TV.
The bills she gave to me.
So Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?

Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?
My old lady's throwed out everything I own.
She meant what she said
When she wished I was dead.
So Where'm I gonna live
When I get home?

Where'm I gonna live when I get home?
Where'm I gonna live when I get home?
Where'm I gonna live
Where'm I gonna live
Where'm I gonna live when I get home?

Ok no one throw stones but.... I am going to say:


Do You Think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart

Oh I agree Jolie. I like Rod Stewart, but that song is the equivalent of "What's New Pussy Cat". (Sleeze Rock) haha. What was he thinking when he recorded that?

Hahahah no kidding... And the answer to that question is "No Rod, I don't!"

Actually, I think the words I was looking for were "Lounge Lizzard Rock". I couldn't think of it at the moment so I just said, "Sleeze Rock".

"She Bangs" - William Hung. Ooops I mean Ricky Martin --- well both really!

"Barbie Girl" - By Aqua

Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson... That song gets on my nerves

Hollaback Girl

"Billy Don't be a Hero" - By Bo Donaldson & The Haywoods.

"You're Having My Baby" - By Paul Anka
(another Lounge Lizzard song)

"Seasons In The Sun" - By Terry Jacks

quote:

Originally posted by Paula:
"Seasons In The Sun" - By Terry Jacks

Oh but I like that song... Maybe it should be a the cheesiest song list....

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun...

Another song that I like but isn't that grand... Ballroom Blitz - Sweet